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This is splorp.


Exemplifying classic anal retentive behaviour, I present the following list of dates. Indeed, I have kept a record of each and every haircut since October 1998. Don’t ask me why. Simply enjoy the fact that I have managed to compile a continuous set of standard data points for over two decades.

I am always open to suggestions regarding the interpretation and presentation of this collected data. For example, Kyle Fox has written a simple Python script which calculates of the average number of days between haircuts and then estimates when I will most likely schedule the next one. Below is some sample data generated by said script. Genius.


Latest haircut.

Previous haircuts.



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